My conspiracy theory: Princess Peach rules over the Mushroom Kingdom. Not the Mushroom Principality. The Mushroom Kingdom. Where is the queen? Where is Queen Toadstool? Peach killed her and took over the throne and now they've lived long enough that no one can remember there ever was a queen.
Man, I fucking hate programming, why do I love doing this?
I washed ALL of my uncles. And NONE of them soiled.
I like being able to smell when my house's heating comes online.
Walking could be the Earth propelling us with Secret Air.
We don't get enough Construct-style maps on the Garry's Mod workshop. Whatever happened to those? It's all liminal spaces and, like, horror maps and recreations of other games. Whatever happened to the Construct-style of map? Is such a style really dead?
Are The apes worth it? 🥀
They just released Pissing 2... 💔🥀 :;(
You ever feel like your friends don't appreciate all you do for them?
How come you never see ghost cats or anything? It's always ghost humans that investigators are looking for. Have any of them ever tried to find a ghost cow that's been really making a mess of a farmer's house? Why are humans the only ones that get to have ghosts?
Just remembered that pissing exists. :( 💔
How hard is it to fake your house being haunted, do you think? 'Cause a lot of that stuff is psychological, but surely you'd have to put some physical work in too, right? How would I be able to get Zak Bagans to come to my house and think it was haunted?
Do you think Greg Heffley knows about Dance Dance Revolution?
Part of me wishes I could go back in time and experience what it was like to experience Homestuck when it was originally airing, but I know that that would be hell. Still, though! Part of me wishes for the chaos.
Mazes are not engaging gameplay. If you put one in your game (especially in a puzzle game!!!!) you are not making an engaging level. You can do better. I slap you. I puncha you.
I don't know how anyone plays Peggle.
You know, I do wonder how many people out there know about gm_construct that have never heard of Garry's Mod.
Finally figured out a use for this site. It's like the old Podcast channel I had, except not relegated to a single Discord server. How nice.
Will I keep up with this? Probably not.